How to Cook Eggs

Step 1: Notice the pan of eggs you started the first time is burning.

 

Step 2: Get some golden wrapping paper and tape.

 

Step 3: Fasten said paper around your head to make a chef’s hat. If you think you look like a chef, you ARE a chef. 

Step 4: Realize that’s not working.

 

 

Step 5: Change the shape into a wizard’s hat.

 

Step 6: NOW you’re cooking. 

 

Step 7: Realize that the eggs you made, while healthy, are just a little too exercise-prone. Maybe you stirred them too fast while making them.